A Steven Wright Sort of a Day
Whenever I just want a smile I like to read Steven Wright quotes... here are a few of my favorites.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
So, do you live around here often?
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
So who makes you grin?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
So, do you live around here often?
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
So who makes you grin?
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posted by Frustrated Writer | 5:00 AM
7 Comments:
Who is Stephen Wright? Because this is funny.
you're making me laugh with these! I love the thought of someone afraid of widths, and can very easily relate to amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
have a great day!
I like the one about widths as well... I am considering posting it in the lunchroom at work! Yup, I think it will go well right on the refrigerator door!
I have never heard of Steven Wright before... or at least I don't recall the name. Funny quotes!
LOL, the guys a "dishevelled genius"!!
I've heard the one about having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. It was followed by something like:
I feel like I've forgotten this all before.
Brilliant.
Steven Wright is a comedian who delivers all of his material in a dead pan style. He was really popular in the 80's and early 90's.
-c, you're back! how was the trip?
Frustrated- Wonderful! And, I missed you!
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