Reggie Rag

Gather 'round my friends and listen clear
'Cause we got a new dance for you my dear
It's called the Reggie Rag you know
In honor of him taking all that dough.

Kick those heels, make that flip
Reggie's family take another dip
For more bucks out of an agent's bag
Now we're doing the Reggie rag.

Live rent free in a mansion sweet
Cause we love your hands and feet
As they race to score once more
For ol' USC and agents galore.

Is it illegal, do we care?
That's a Heisman he's carrying there
And don't forget the championships
Courtesy of Reggie's elusive hips.

So kick those heels, make that flip
Reggie's family takes another dip
For more bucks out of an agent's bag
Now we're doing the Reggie rag.

As a big fan of college football, situations like these really get to you because it weakens the sport. There is an issue that needs to be addressed as far as compensation for the players who basically can't work because the sport they play is their work. But for now rules are rules and to put your team's accomplishments into jeopardy is just insane. I guess I am wondering what happens to the Heisman if he is found guilty. I know the team will be stripped of its championship, but has anyone considered how that will affect Will Farrel? We it make him do another asinine movie? These are consequences we must all consider.

Oh Reggie...