So question me an answer, I'll answer you a question
One of the lesser known musicals ever to be produced was Lost Horizon (1973) starring Peter Finch. The movie was a remake of the 1937 film but with the added twist of the characters singing away happily. The film was a flop but there was a great song in it called Question Me an Answer, I'll Answer You a Question.
There are days where I totally agree with that philosophy. I have all the answers, just not sure I have all the questions or the right questions at that. As a public service I think I will just toss out a few of the answers and let you figure out the question. It's all good.
There are days where I totally agree with that philosophy. I have all the answers, just not sure I have all the questions or the right questions at that. As a public service I think I will just toss out a few of the answers and let you figure out the question. It's all good.
- Howard Stern in pink tights.
- Twice. Maybe thrice if the conditions were right.
- Indecency with a deranged elephant.
- Tail lights with salt on them.
- Einstein doing meth while juggling theories.
- 4 slightly irregular antelope.
- A higher ratio of nuts to fruit contained within a vacuum.
- Communist frog chunking.
- P-38 with racing stripes.
- They gargle with earthworms.
Okay, there you go, ten answers... you just have to figure out the ten questions they would answer.
posted by Frustrated Writer | 5:11 AM
9 Comments:
Mark...did you take your medication this morning?
uh huh... right
I know the question to the 4 slightly irregular antelope answer. It is "What fits in an 8 1/2x 11 envelope..
What is something that no one ever wants to see...? Howard Stern in pink tights
How many times have you experienced good nooky in one night? Twice. Maybe thrice if the conditions were right.
I don't think I want to try the others!
Um, whoa. Great answers. I'm still stumped on the questions.
What's the most intellectually edifying circus act where you can buy a baggie of crystal with your popcorn?
Einstein doing meth while juggling theories.
Armadillo waxing was never so useful....
Howard Stern in pink tights.
What picture would affect a successful masturbation aversion therapy technique?
Twice. Maybe thrice if the conditions were right.
How many consecutive right turns would an Englishman take to avoid having sex with Margaret Thatcher?
Indecency with a deranged elephant.
What happens when a pygmy OD's on Spanish Fly?
Tail lights with salt on them.
Why do Morton's delivery trucks have those "mmeep beep" reverse doo-hickies?
Einstein doing meth while juggling theories.
What is the origin of the time/space flying lizard continuum?
4 slightly irregular antelope.
Who are the members of the Saskatoon Chess Club?
A higher ratio of nuts to fruit contained within a vacuum.
What is the West Hollywood Cultural Society?
Communist frog chunking.
What is the stupidest way Fidel Castro could invade Baton Rouge?
P-38 with racing stripes.
What happens when Earl Sheib wins a DOD bid?
They gargle with earthworms.
What do baby robins do when their mom burns the lasagna?
wow, such questions. glad I had the answers.
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