Monday!
Well it is Monday again and a new week with new challenges has reared it's ugly head for all of us to battle. Luckily, I think we can whup the Monday Monster and hang it's ugly head on a pike. Time to get out the ol' head loppin' sword and get busy.
Hope all of you have a most excellent Monday!
Hope all of you have a most excellent Monday!
posted by Frustrated Writer | 5:28 AM
7 Comments:
ick. Mondays.
I'm glad yours is going well. mine...well the weekend was too short. way.too.short.
have a good one!!
Glad you're having a good Monday. Kick the monster's butt!
Yeah, I hope your Monday is not too crappy. Mine has been pretty relaxing. I haven't done much, but then oh wait. I'm sick today. Shoot.
well...that goes down in history as one of the mondiest mondays ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humorous Email #532
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline,” Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal"
"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry" replied the Reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began, "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you like?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:” Arrogant Little Conservative B*&*#** Kills Beloved Family Pet.
that is about right Stag...lol.
Might want to think about getting into head-shrinking as well... That way you'de have more room for all of your monday monster heads on stakes.
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