Thursday 13 for 11/8/06
Thirteen Slides thoughts you can't put onto a PowerPoint presentation for assessing an underachieving organization
1. This slide represents the level of commitment you have for the organization... hmm, well it is blank, isn't it?
2. This slide is going to be tough as it has your mission on it. Just a second, I know I can do this without laughing... no, really, give me just a minute.
3. After researching your financial plan and the actual dollar allotment, we determined this figure here best represents those findings? What number? Oh look, there it is in the bottom right hand corner. I know, it is a rather small number...
4. The demographics clearly show only 7% of the population within a mile radius is being served. Now put on your rose colored glasses and lookey there, the number has changed to 87!
5. Here is a picture of your facility. Here is a picture of your facility without the grime...
6. This slide represents all of the bacteria we found in your swimming pool. That one is a nasty little bugger, isn't it?
7. This vision slide is blank. What the ...? Oh wait, that is your vision. My bad.
8. Slides 8 and 9 are both pretty blue blank slides to demonstrate how collaboration works without effort...
10. Slide 10 was to start showing you all of your challenges but we realized we didn't have enough memory left on our 320 gig hard drive to encapsulate them all.
11. Recommendations are clearly shown here on slide number 11. That would be a .44 magnum he is blowing his brains out with...
12. Looking to the future will be critical and to show you what your future looks like, I give you slide 13...
13. Hey, what happened to slide 13?
1. This slide represents the level of commitment you have for the organization... hmm, well it is blank, isn't it?
2. This slide is going to be tough as it has your mission on it. Just a second, I know I can do this without laughing... no, really, give me just a minute.
3. After researching your financial plan and the actual dollar allotment, we determined this figure here best represents those findings? What number? Oh look, there it is in the bottom right hand corner. I know, it is a rather small number...
4. The demographics clearly show only 7% of the population within a mile radius is being served. Now put on your rose colored glasses and lookey there, the number has changed to 87!
5. Here is a picture of your facility. Here is a picture of your facility without the grime...
6. This slide represents all of the bacteria we found in your swimming pool. That one is a nasty little bugger, isn't it?
7. This vision slide is blank. What the ...? Oh wait, that is your vision. My bad.
8. Slides 8 and 9 are both pretty blue blank slides to demonstrate how collaboration works without effort...
10. Slide 10 was to start showing you all of your challenges but we realized we didn't have enough memory left on our 320 gig hard drive to encapsulate them all.
11. Recommendations are clearly shown here on slide number 11. That would be a .44 magnum he is blowing his brains out with...
12. Looking to the future will be critical and to show you what your future looks like, I give you slide 13...
13. Hey, what happened to slide 13?
Labels: Thursday Thirteen
posted by Frustrated Writer | 9:49 AM
3 Comments:
aw! you beat me!
love the list, especially #10.
hope all is well!
Dilbert lives on in the form of a writer in Texas.
Love it!
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