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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Thirteen Things to Do on the Thursday After Christmas

  1. Take down the Christmas tree.
  2. Drink the last bit of egg nog, double strength.
  3. Pack away decorations
  4. Sip some of the nog, minus the egg.
  5. Put all of the furniture back into place.
  6. Forget the nog, go straight to double shots of bourbon.
  7. Start writing the thank you notes.
  8. Purchase more bourbon.
  9. Sort through the Christmas bills.
  10. Work on interesting mixtures with vodka, bourbon, and rum.
  11. Vacuum the floor.
  12. Sip on the concoction you recently created
  13. Hope you don't fall into the neatly packed decorations...

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas just isn't complete without the bourbon.

loved the list. hope you're having a nice vacation!

(your book is awesome, by the way!)

10:59 AM  
Blogger brooksba said...

Sounds like a good plan! Love the list. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

12:18 PM  
Blogger -c said...

"Where's frustrated writer?"

"Well, he just fell into the box of x-mas decorations."

"Oh. I guess I'll come back later."

10:49 PM  

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